Stunt Album Lyrics

Here are the lyrics for Cassmark's Stunt Album. 



*** Stunt *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Justified by reason
Just if I could ease in
Glorify the value
Sucking like a vacuum
Controlled by the season
Yesterday's a demon's
Dreams about to come true
Tomorrow seeing through

Voodoo eschew
You must be new
You must be who
I'm talking to
I can't use you
You're black and blue
And red and green
And lacking hue

I say bless you
After achoo
I don't know why
These things I do
I kept a shoe
That I outgrew
And justified
The reason to

Justified by reason
Just if I could ease in
Glorify the value
Trucking like a vacuum

May I seem blunt
I'm here to stunt
Get in the front
You little runt
You stupid ¢unt
Let out a grunt
Sigh of relief
Upon the brunt

May I seem blunt
I'm here to stunt
Get in the front
You little runt
You stupid ¢unt
Let out a grunt
Sigh of relief
Upon the brunt

I can lie unto the sky
Even without reason why
I can try until I fly
Even without reason why

I can lie unto the sky
Even without reason why
I can try until I fly
Even without reason why

Voodoo eschew
You must be new
You must be who
I'm talking to
I can't use you
You're black and blue
And red and green
And lacking hue

I say bless you
After achoo
I don't know why
These things I do
I kept a shoe
That I outgrew
And justified
The reason to

Justified by reason
Just if I could ease in
Glorify the value
Sucking like a vacuum
Controlled by the season
Yesterday's a demon's
Dreams about to come true
Tomorrow seeing through

Justified by reason
Just if I could ease in
Glorify the value
Sucking like a vacuum


*** Ramp *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Pornstar pussy
Hairy bushy
Linguistic
Autistic son

Showtime's over
Come red rover
Field of clover
Run

I miss most everything
Because it comes to go
I lived a lie, it's true
I'd hate to tell you so

Ramp clamp
Writer's cramp
Damp vamp
Wet tramp stamp

Ramp clamp
Writer's cramp
Damp vamp
Wet tramp stamp

Most surprised
Much obliged
Recognize
Has arrived
Left inside
To confide
Act surprised
To replies

Pornstar pussy
Hairy bushy
Linguistic
Autistic son

Showtime's over
Come red rover
Cliffs of Dover
Run

Freaky fussy
Horny hussy
Bloody lucky
Fun

Rampant are the ramparts
Of your broken pawnshop heart
I've been but a checkmate
From the very, very start
Religious prescription
I think I'm too god damn smart
There you are you bastard sun
Fell together, came apart

Most surprised
Much obliged
Recognize
Has arrived
Left inside
To confide
Act surprised
To replies

Most surprised
Much obliged
Recognize
Has arrived
Left inside
To confide
Act surprised
To replies

Pornstar pussy
Hairy bushy
Linguistic
Autistic son

Showtime's over
Come red rover
Field of 


*** Crutch *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

[Random improv chatter]

How cliché
Off to L.A.
Though I do belong

Out there
My angel hair
Let down doesn't seem wrong

I know some things
And play some strings
And turn them into song

Take a break and
Wake and bake
With my trusty bong

Much
Out of touch
Be my crutch
Out of touch
Be my crutch

[Random improv chatter]

How cliché
I've been called gay
Though it's made me strong

Sticks and stones and stems
Hormones
I've heard it all along

If you think
You really know me
I could prove you wrong

Take a break and
Wake and bake
With my trusty bong

Much
Out of touch
Be my crutch
Out of touch
Be my crutch

[Random improv chatter]

Use a crutch
Now double dutch
It's two hand touch
And not as such
Use a crutch
Now double dutch
It's two hand touch
And not as such... 


*** Mask *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Jolly Rancher
Insect cancer

I've hurt the only one
That I have ever loved
Guess I am pretty tough
Hope you have had enough

If I could see myself
I'd see me on a shelf
Picture at Grandma's place
Somewhere in outer space

Atchi Katchi Liberatchi
You're not my friend
Peaches, plums, bubble gums
You're a godsend

Jolly Rancher
Insect cancer
Love's the answer
Tiny dancer

Once a forest
Now a florist
Twice the poorest
Where's the chorus?
Virgo Taurus
I'm a tortoise
Stegosaurus
Like Chuck Norris

Once a forest
Now a florist
Twice the poorest
Where's the chorus?
Virgo Taurus
I'm a tortoise
Stegosaurus
Like Chuck Norris

Atchi Katchi Liberatchi
You're not my friend
Peaches, plums, bubble gums
You're a godsend 


*** I Tried Stealing an Aqua Cassette from Shopko *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Funny thing about your life
You haven't one
So pay the price
To tell the truth
I'm really nice
Funny thing about your life

Funny thing about control
It seems remote
To the console
Within myself
Was where I stole
Funny thing about control

Even though I'm not a judge
Every good boy deserves fudge
Good boys do fine always
Even when there's better days

Funny thing about this home
It's just a house
In monochrome
Wherever I am
Off to roam
Funny thing about this home

Funny thing about this mess
Learn to not
Believe in stress
If I were to
Second guess
Funny thing about this mess

Funny thing about these times
I felt so bad
About my crimes
I can tell you
All the primes
Funny thing about these times

Even though I'm not a judge
Every good boy deserves fudge
Good boys do fine always
Even when there's better days

Even though I'm not a judge
Every good boy deserves fudge
Good boys do fine always
Even when there's better days

Give a whirl
Barbie girl
Shiny Pearl
ToeJam Earl
World twirl
Spinning swirl
Let's unfurl
Saw Showgirls

Funny thing about your life
You haven't one
So pay the price
To tell the truth
I'm really nice
Funny thing about your life

Even though I'm not a judge
Every good boy deserves fudge
Good boys do fine always
Even when there's better days

Even though I'm not a judge
Every good boy deserves fudge
Good boys do fine always
Even when there's better days 


*** Smile *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Bred in water
Bread on trees
They call it
The human disease

It's kinda funny
I do as I please
I could see you
Eating some cheese

Order, order
Birds then bees
Kissy, kissy
Smile, please?

One more time
Smile, cheese!
Hubba hubba
Double D's

Couldn't be warmer
I'm not the former
Never a farmer
Nor brick and mortar
Thought you were shorter
And listened to Foreigner
I'm quite the charmer
Quite the transformer

Bread and butter
Butterfleas
I call it
One hell of a squeeze

It's kinda funny
You ate all your peas
I could see you
Eating some cheese

Mirror, mirror
Brain freeze
Straight outta
Frost breeze

One more time
Aww, please?
It's kinda funny
I do as I see

Crayon stain
Landmark
Lamp shade
Plug spark

Crayon stain
Landmark
Lamp shade
Plug spark

Couldn't be warmer
I'm not the former
Never a farmer
Nor brick and mortar
Thought you were shorter
And listened to Foreigner
I'm quite the charmer
Quite the transformer

Bred in water
Bread on trees
They call it
The human disease

It's kinda funny
I do as I please
I could see you
Eating some cheese

Mirror, mirror
Brain freeze
Straight outta
Frost breeze

One more time
Aww, please?
It's kinda funny
I do as I see

Crayon stain
Landmark
Lamp shade


*** Shed *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

If you see Callum
Push him back
Make sure his feet are off track
Told me how GWAR loved crack
Oderus with Cuttlefish sac
Grambo with morality flak
Taught me how to fight back

Shed into stardust

If you see Callum
Send wishes
Make sure they're filled with kisses
Tell him not to break dishes
Ask him who was Aloysius
He'll start at the Age of Fishes
Taught me how not to be vicious

Stardust, stardust
Car rust, car rust
Stardust, stardust
Car rust, car rust

Shed into stardust
Shed into stardust

If you see Callum
Look again
He'd laugh at you like he'd laugh back then


*** Rand McNally, Show Me the Way *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Not just a fad
Forever ska fag
I love everyone around me
And believe the best surround me

Fahrvergnügen ad
Money in the bag
Seems that they were seconds ago
I love Larry, Curly, Shemp, Moe

Mustang Sally
Bust the shortcut
Through the alley
Take the next rut
Off to Cali
Past Pizza Hut

Rand McNally
Now a robot
Howdy, stranger
Get a haircut
In a manger
Is my bare butt

Not just a stupid fu¢kin' fad
Forever dumb fu¢kin' ska fag
Love every fu¢kin' one around
Believe the fu¢kin' best surround
Seems nearly fu¢kin' seconds passed
Always seems to flabbergast

Mustang Sally
Bust the shortcut
Through the alley
Take the next rut
Off to Cali
Past Pizza Hut

Rand McNally
Now a robot
Howdy, stranger
Get a haircut
In a manger
Is my bare butt

Not just a fad
Forever ska fag
I love everyone around me
And believe the best surround me

Not just a fad
Forever ska fag
I love everyone around me
And believe the best surround me

Not just a fad
Forever ska fag...


*** Murmur *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Get out
Bad gout
Cold stout
No Doubt loud
En route
The clout
Paid out
Amount count
Robin Yount

He cashed our savings bonds
When we were really young
Probably for the drugs
That he had never touched

Forgiven long ago
Forgotten never so
Never could ask for help
Never forgave himself
Murmur

Money temper
Love your tender
Money spender
Love your lender

Stand side to sighed and I bet I'd show pride
For I know that I have but nothing to hide and
I think your disease was left to the side
For I know that all you have are bunches of lies

Get out
Bad gout
Cold stout
No Doubt loud
En route
The clout
Paid out
Amount count
Robin Yount

Money temper
Love your tender
Money spender
Love your lender
Money temper
Love your tender
Money spender
Love your lender

He cashed our savings bonds
When we were really young
Probably for the drugs
That he had never touched

Forgiven long ago
Forgotten never so
Never could ask for help
Never could blame himself
Murmur

Stand side to sighed and I bet I'd show pride
For I know that I have but nothing to hide and
I think your disease was left to the side
For I know that all you have are bunches of lies

Get out
Bad gout
Cold stout
No Doubt
En route
The clout
Paid out
Amount
Robin Yount
Get out
Bad gout
Cold stout
No Doubt
En route
The clout
Paid out
Amount 


*** Where the Time Went *** (Words & Music by Jim Louie)

Red 40 Lake turned blue
Dyed in the streetlit view
Poured in some tea for two
Everydaydreamed of you

Where the time went
Tomorrow's present
Where the time went
Tomorrow's torment

Pitfall landslide
Downhill upside
Narrowly open wide
By the curbside

Abracadabra
Memoranda
Go ask a panda
Swimming Niagara

Where the time went
Where the time went

Abracadabra
Memoranda
Go ask a grandpa
Popping Viagra

Pitfall landslide
Downhill upside
Narrowly open wide
By the curbside

Abracadabra
Memoranda
Go ask a Santa
Or Princess Diana

Where the time went
Tomorrow's present
Where the time went
Tomorrow's present

Red 40 Lake turned blue
Dyed in the streetlit view
Poured in some tea for two

Where the time went

Red 40 Lake turned blue
Dyed in the streetlit view
Poured in some tea for two

Where the time went
Tomorrow's present
Where the time went
Tomorrow's torment

Pitfall landslide
Downhill upside
Narrowly open wide
By the curbside

Abracadabra
Memoranda
Go ask a panda
Reading this stanza

Where the time went
Where the time went...